In 2026, the Offender Register confirmed that poor Jordan Pickford has become the focus of the British icon of poor sportsmanship, Jude Bellingham.
Bellingham, having already blamed an Argentinian Bench Youth, the referee, his teammates, Messi, the coach, the weather, and his race on losing to Argentina, it is now Jordan Pickford’s turn.
Bellingham is furious that Pickford failed to save Enzo Fernández’s goal, thus giving Jude and his peers the chance to lose on penalties instead.
The foul British player angrily screamed at Pickford, “It’s the middle of the goal,” having not even seen the goal and basing his expert goalkeeper opinion on the replay screens’ footage.
Is it time for a statue of Bellingham in London? Surely he has to be knighted along with the many dodgy “Sirs” already roaming unchecked?
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